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"No Costco Coffins" (parody song)

No Costco Coffins (parody song)

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Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before
If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore
Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.
How did all that screaming increase your pay?
Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.

Don't need no blanket I can wear with my arms.
Don't want your garden drills; I won't live on no farm.
Don't need no new insurance plans from double A R P.

No hand wound blenders. I like mine automatic.
Please no Costco coffins that won't fit in my attic.
I don't want no Chia pet who looks just like me.

Don't need no gadgets that make broccoli juice.
Don't want no pills to give my sex life a boost.
Don't want no diapers when I can't hold my pee.