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LIZANOVA GAZETTE

C L I C K _and _S A V E _A S _D R A F T _D O _N O T _P U B L I S H

3 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22.5

OBAMA SUCKS ф HEADLINE PLACE HERE

GABBIE GRANT DOUBLE ENTENDRE HEADLINE

HotFur Marina Werdz

Explosive Weapons the B’donzki Way

Hay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-ijaye for a dinner date

Fashion & Glamour with the hottie Asian Gerl Australian Natalie Tren

Kassem Ge Guzzles Whiskey discovers Wine

Letters of the 3>Fuck U<ф Editor

RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN concern RAGE

Prayer-full thoughts with I love U Lisa Lisanova

Have Pen I shall Write
SHORT POEM by
Ralph Marie de Largo

Lisa, Lisanova

Lisa, Lisanova
Yes we have a virtual love
This affair known only to me

But I don’t care
cuz’ when I stare
my computer screen comes alive
just for me to love you

From my speakers I hear your soothing Voice
Full screen I see a charity so sincere when I look into your Eyes
And your Smile

O, I am not the only young boy who loves you so true
Your beauty goes from the green grass prairies of the USA, across the wind-swept ocean to the Islands of Japan and to snowy-topped mountains of Timbuktu
And with all of the love the world demands of Lisa, Lisanova
You have more than enough to spare

My point is my dear
In writing you here
Is that you’ll promise me that you’ll never be ‘blue
For you need only pause for a breath
and toss back your long silken golden-brown hair
Smile my dear friend and you remember that I always love you

Yes we have a virtual love
This affair now known to the world so large
But I don’t care
Cuz’ when we are all home in Heaven up there
I’ll have all eternity to write love poems for you
Lisa, Lisanova

CLASSIFIEDS
DEMAND MONEY FIRST and CHARGE ORAL-LEE “<ф HIGGINS TWICE

Daily Prayer to save Ur sinful ass from the everlasting fires of hell
Hail Mary or Ave Maria or Angelical Salutation

Hail Mary full of grace! The Lord is with thee,
Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
AMEN

IMPRIMATUR + Patrick Cardinal Hayes Archbishop New York
New York March 19, 1925
“Blessed Be God, A Complete Catholic Prayer Book”
By Very Reverend Charles J. Callan, O.P., S.T.M.
&
Very Reverend John A. McHugh, O.P., S.T.M.
New York: P. J. Kenedy & Sons
Copyright @ 1925

Phillip DaFranco Werds of Wisdom

Phillip DaFranco Werdz

Phillip DaFranco

Dave Dayz How to Date a Playboy Bunny

Editor’s Note to Personnel Director: Shay Karl unavailable---must baby-sit kids as wife must work a real job to feed family.

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