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LIZANOVA GAZETTE 10.30.2009
LIZANOVA GAZETTE
31 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22
Hey Nadine, Happy 22nd Birthday October 30th and we want U for the MuchMusic VJ job.
Hi, I’m Natalie. Yo, B’donzki, and U know me, Kassem Gee & i-jaye
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Speaking before the Senate today is John McCain, Republican Party Senator for Arizona and he spoke from his heart and his Patriotism that makes all real Americans proud.
Senator John McCain said, “Today, I stand in these hallowed chambers of the United States Senate. I implore each of you, my President, my fellow Senators, Representatives of the House, Justices of the Supreme Court, my friends and my Countrymen to vote with me to take back what is stolen from our Citizens, their Life, Liberty and their pursuit of Happiness.
I remember well my heritage, I remember my Father, my Grand-father and his fathers, Sailors all of us. We fought our nation’s enemies under a flag where the color red in the fabric symbolized the blood of Patriots sacrificed in battle defending the God given unalienable right of life for every Citizen born and in the womb. I watched our Colors from my battleship’s duty station as a young Ensign so many decades ago, wave from the stern of our Navy ship and my eyes swelled with tears then.
Today, our country has run aground. Today, our country has lost its moral compass so necessary to guide a righteous nation. Jesus Christ is my witness. I renounce this corrupt and morally bankrupt nation that has murdered 49 million innocent children of the womb with the mad doctor’s scalpel.
Our killed babies, their blood stains our hands, their butchered bodies remain unburied and carried by our fabric of liberty. Now the color red fabric in our flag symbolizes the blood of all the innocent children aborted.
I am an old man who loves our country all my life and now I watch my Colors wave and my eyes fill with tears. Today, I have tears of sorrow and shame, not tears of pride and righteousness.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, I challenge you to lead this nation in ending this atrocity now. You are the elected representative of a noble people, yet we Countrymen are balanced upon the precipice of everlasting damnation if we do not repent and end Abortion-Genocide.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, in the Name of Jesus Christ I command you to renounce Satan’s culture of Death, rescind your ‘final solution,’ your ‘Freedom of Choice Act’ is no freedom for the unborn.
I command you to write and Executive Order prohibiting the genocide of the unborn that is anathema to the soul of American Citizens. Abortion-Genocide is against our nation’s Constitution. Abortion-Genocide is a grave mortal sin committed against our Lord, Jesus Christ. He punishes us by the tormenting fires of hell for the unrepentant. The tyrannous Supreme Court be damned.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, I demand that you return liberty to our nation and end this molestation and destruction of our Second Amendment. This is the right of every Citizen to own and bear firearms and this is the very foundation of our liberty. President Obama rescind your confiscation of guns in HR-45 and respect our Constitution that you swore and oath to defend against all enemies both foreign and domestic.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, allow Citizens to pursue happiness without bureaucratic shackles of legislative irons and coercive congressional tax schemes that enslave the entrepreneur. President Obama withdraw your Obama care and cap-and-trade schemes that destroys our economy. You assault economic liberty and we Republicans cannot in good conscious support you. You act alone with your Democrat Party for all of your debt building schemes and you and your Party will answer to the tax-paying Citizen who votes as well as to our Lord Jesus Christ upon your Judgment Day.
Mister President Barak Hussein Obama, tear down these walls of bureaucracies that murder Citizens, destroy liberty and enslave our pursuit of prosperity and happiness for ourselves, our families and descendents.”
The Senator received a standing ovation form his fellow Republicans. His Democrat Party colleagues across the isle acted nervous.
This is Natalie Donovan reporting for Lizanova Gazette from Washington DC.
GABBIE GRANT WON’T PROMISE CIVIL TONGUE FOR HEAD
NEW YORK CITY (LG)--- Our own Gabbie Grant is world renowned for the advocacy of fathers, mothers, children and infants who are the family. Gabbie’s aggressive Pro-Life commitment is legendary, but you must also know that Gabbie is a defender of our First Amendment right to freedom of speech so it comes as no surprise to us who know her that she is speaking today before an audience of Roman Catholic Bishops of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) in the city today at the auditorium of the Church of the Immaculate Virgin Mary.
Rarely if ever does a secular leader in publishing address such an august gathering of the living Apostles of the Church whom Almighty God is given this responsibility to them to shepherd Christ’s faithful upon earth but Gabbie is a faithful Roman Catholic from her baptism in her infancy and she is well read and studied of the Catechism of the Catholic Church so she is much respected in the publishing profession.
Gabbie’s main speech points were, “My dear Brothers in Christ, I respect your authority to shepherd a Soul’s pilgrimage to eternal salvation in God’s heavenly kingdom but you are naive and ill-informed backing Obama’s request to use the authority of this nation’s nanny government to limit our freedom of speech by his abstruse argument citing ‘hate speech.’ You are the expert in saving souls and I am the expert in our First Amendment right. You tell me how to get into heaven and I tell you how to define freedom of the press and of speech. There is no such concept as ‘hate speech’ in our Republic’s Constitution there is only freedom of speech.”
“You mark my words well my Bishops, for this specious cause of ‘hate speech’ that you embrace today will be used tomorrow to punish you for your ‘hate speech’ spoken from your Church lectern when you preach against the sin of abortion and homoeroticism.” warns Gabbie.
“’Hate speech,’ who is the final authority to define this speech? We Roman Catholics proclaim abortion as murder, and by definition those who advocate, support and get an abortion are murderers but an Abortionist screams, ‘hate speech—how dare you judge my right to choose…” speaks Gabbie.
Gabbie, now citing her colleague Kathleen Gilbert of LifeSiteNews.com October 26, 2009, says, “This group is a threat to our freedom, this gang of Obama whores, “So We Might See,” a coalition of Obama sycophants, do not ally yourselves my dear Bishops with these minions of Lucifer and their guise to bill themselves as a national interfaith coalition against ‘hate speech’ in media and my dear Bishops do not support any signatures in a letter to the FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski urging him to open a biased Notice of Inquiry into ‘hate speech’ among the media establishment which we all know exempts the Marxist media television and print and only applies to the muzzling of Rush Limbaugh and his posse.”
“This Obama covert coalition has all of the cunning of Satan’s guile when it posts a letter to the FCC alleging that the 2006 assault of two Mexicans by New York teenagers accusing them Mexs’ of stealing jobs from US Citizens resulted directly from Rush Limbaugh’s statements from his daily radio show from noon to 3 pm eastern-time on EIB, reputed to have been broadcast three full months before the incident. I have studied and I have listened to Rush Limbaugh and only a dull witted ignorant Marxist-ass with shit for brains can believe such pap.” cautions Gabbie.
“Those New York teenagers who showed such malice in their hearts and violence towards a fellow teenager of a different heritage has the teachings and the example of our alleged President Barack Hussein Obama to see and to learn from as Obama leads the world in killing innocent babies of the womb. Obama is responsible for promoting this barbaric attack of teenager violence upon teenager violence. Rush Limbaugh is a Peace Maker, a disciple of Jesus Christ.” argues Gabbie.
“You holy men have been ‘played’ by Obama before,” remembers Gabbie, “do you Bishops remember Obama the Death-daddie being honored at the prestigious Catholic University of Notre Dame and Obama the god-less pagan taking center stage upping the Sacrament of the Eucharist during the death Mass of that abortionist extraordinaire Edward Kennedy and you foolish Bishops who applaud Obama’s health care even as our nanny government gains control of 1/6th of our nation’s economy and uses tax-payer funded monies to fund abortion and god-less bureaucrats who decide who of your parishioners lives and who dies in their death panels.”
“My brothers, my Shepherds of our faith, you shall kneel before our Lord Jesus Christ in your final day of Judgment and explain to Him why an Abortionist was honored at Notre Dame, why one of the lost faithful was not lovingly excommunicated from the Church so to guide him back to the faith, Christ asks you, why did your income go to pay for abortion and now you explain to our Lord why you silenced the voice of freedom Rush Limbaugh and why now you are prohibited from preaching the Gospel condemning abortion and homoeroticism from the pulpit for fear of you committing ‘hate speech.’” concludes Gabbie to her audience.
“My beloved and honored Bishops please know that your intentions are in my daily prayers and I end my prayer that you shall be delivered from your enemies which are many. I promise no quite and civil tongue when I head the Lizanova Gazette to square-off with Lucifer and end his Genocide-Abortion with the sanctifying graces of our Lord to buttress my loins.” ends Gabbie’s speech.
This is Ashlie Moorehouse reporting from New York City for the Lizanova Gazette.
HotFurWerdz
How do you do my dear Stoo-dants. Today’s werd is, “Abortion-Genocide.”
HotFurWerdz investigates. Today’s Werd comes from the corrupt and morally bankrupt Supreme Court of these United States when in 1973 Lucifer’s Sons donned black judge’s robes and abused their authority bestowed to then by us Citizens the governed and these impostures of judicial thought wrote some tortuous court ruling blessing the killing of another Citizen.
This law is against the natural law set by Almighty God. This law is our nation’s mortal sin. This law allowing abortion is murder and now that it has been thirty-six years of innocent bloodshed it is now genocide sanctioned by alleged President Barak Hussein Obama, the elected representatives of Congress and the Supreme Court Justices and by U, who tolerate this evil.
I rescind my consent to be governed by this genocidal tribunal and they have only coercion over me and I thought that America was all about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? Lord Jesus Christ I renounce this evil and I stand before You with my hands clean from the blood-stain of this national tragedy.
Ciao
X O X O
Weapons the B’donzki Way
FUCK U, ha, just kiddin’, or am I? So, ole’ Sarge went to shoot Muslim infidels in some far-a-way place and he trained me to teach you retards all about guns, knives, tomahawks, hand-grenades, daggers, cross-bows, compound bows, oh shit, weapons man and don’t fuck with my sister Liza or I’ll have to kill U…. just kiddin’…. Or am I?
Johnnie Yuma’s Bowie Knife, Hawkins 50 caliber Rifle, Colt 44 caliber Navy Pistol and Johnnie’s Tomahawk, yea I know it’s the 21st century version with high tech-synthetic handles on the knife and the tomahawk.
B’donzki
Hay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-i-jaye
Okay, I guess I’m typing… Hi guys. Gabbie has been asking me and asking me to commit some time to our friendship so I agreed to write this feature article for the Lizanova Gazette.
Since I really didn’t have the time to commit to the new comedy ensemble, ‘The Station’…. I was only in one skit where my character is killed by Zombies and anyway, I was way to busy working national television in New York City as the Hostess of the highly rated MTv’s VMA Awards which got world wide coverage across the globe, even broadcast in Australia.
But Gabbie is such a very good friend sooo, here I am. Besides I got a bit angry with my audience who just asked me questions like, “What is your bra size? What color panties do you wear to bed?” on my ”Hay… Hay…”
Gabbie assures me that the lisanovalive audience is so much more mature and gentlemanly than my adolescent sex-grazed audience. Gabbie, she reminds me that I can get extra exposure in the number one newsletter publication in the world.
Sooo, Hi guys…
ijustan(dot)kom
PS Sarge, your mystery gun that you asked us to identify in the Lizanova Gazette issue 20 is a six-shot revolver manufactured by Smith & Wesson, their Model 19 Combat Magnum in .357 magnum caliber with four inch barrel used by the famous border patrol lawman Wm. Henry “Bill’ Jordan retired in the year 1965 as an Assistant Chief Patrol Inspector of the US Border Patrol. He also authored the book, No Second Place Winner and he is a life-time National Rifle Association member which I am too.
Fashion & Glamour with Australian Natalie Tren
Hi! You all know me, I’m the Aussie gerl, the number one U-tube talent in Australia and I don’t want to hear that there are only five computers in my country.
So I meet Gabbie Grant and she is so wonderful and she is paying me twice minimum wage to write about fashion. Yes, we do wear cloths in Australia and not loin-cloths which makes me a fashion expert I guess.
I don’t date much, okay I don’t date at-all, but Gabbie said that if I reduce my time on video gaming on Play-Station that I can write fashion articles for her newsletter, so here I am. Look for my fashion sense in next issue of Lizanova Gazette.
Lov u
Nellie
Kassem Gee discovers Wine
I sold Gabbie on a great idea. I would taste one wine a week from the local grocery store and comment upon my discovery. This paycheck sure beats my U-tube income but I do this for love of the grape. My Jordanian heritage makes me well qualified to be a connoisseur of the ‘fruit of the vine’ as my people were making wine when the rest of the world huddled in caves groping each other. My tribe taught wine-making skills to the Jews and we all know how successful Jesus Christ is at making wine.
So sojourn with me at my dinning room table beginning next week and then each week my lisanovalive friends and you other parasitic non-subscribers, for together, we tantalize our taste buds and pilgrimage through the vineyards of this world.
Sincerely
K
Letter’s of the Editor
Dear cherished lisanovalive members and U guest readers who really should be lisanovalive members,
Wipe away the tears from last issue and enjoy the new laughter of this issue. I promise our Lord Jesus Christ and you my dear lisanovalive readers, that I’m not going anywhere until Abortion-Genocide is dead as Slavery is dead.
Sincerely,
Gabbie
RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN RAGE
I am ‘Righteous’ because I invoke the Name of Jesus Christ to end Abortion-Genocide.
I am ‘Christian’ because I proclaim the teaching of Jesus Christ who taught us that Abortion-Genocide is murder and a grave mortal sin punishable by the everlasting fires of hell if an abortionist soul is unrepentant.
I am full of ‘Rage’ because it has been thirty-six years, for my entire adult life that I am forced by my elected representative Republic run by fellow Citizens. . . I am forced to stand in this pool of innocent blood spilled by murder-mommies, death-daddies and blood-thirsty-butchering-bastard bureaucrats and watch helplessly the murder of an entire group of fellow Citizens because of where they live, in their mother’s womb.
We Americans proclaimed a ‘Righteous Christian Rage’ in 1861 when we took up arms brother against brother to end the injustice of Slavery. We rightfully saw Slavery as such and injustice we killed our neighbor to end this atrocity of one man claiming another man as property. Union Soldiers marched to Victory with the blessing of Almighty God.
We Americans proclaimed a ‘Righteous Christian Rage’ in 1941 against the German people. We denounced and vilified the German people for living next to a ‘Holocaust camp’ and doing nothing. We condemned them in tribunals and hung their bodies from a rope around their necks until dead the workers and guards of these ‘Genocide camps’ and even today sixty-five years latter we still prosecute for the crime of this genocidal murder the concentration camp guards who are found living free in society.
We write history books that condemn and denounce the judgment of the entire German people for the 1945 Genocide of ‘Holocaust’ as they murdered Six Million living human beings.
Hypocrites, we American Citizens are hypocrites for we live and we play and we post cute and sexy videos on U-tube and we love our freedom in 2009 next to the genocidal Abortion-Holocaust clinic buildings that has murdered Forty-nine Million (49,000,000) living human beings.
Speaking of hypocrites, I ask the question of you men and women of ‘color,’ of African descendants, of Slave heritage, I am speaking now to all of you Blacks who are so quick to claim racism and ‘white bigotry,’ why do you support and vote for the Democrat Party with its known advocacy and legislative record promulgating ABORTION-GENOCIDE?
I ask U, “Are all the other Democrat Party ‘perks’ more important than the salvation of your soul?” What is the claim of Abortion? Abortion is the claim that one person owns another person as property to be disposed of at their pleasure, like the Slave Masters did with their ‘niggers.’
U African Americans who support the Democrat Party and its advocacy of Abortion-Genocide are no better than the Slave Masters who claimed Slavery is their right. In fact U are worse than the Slave Masters because U murder innocent babies who cannot speak against U nor defend themselves from your butcher’s knife.
You denounce the owning of yourselves as property to be disposed of as the Master pleases but you embrace the owning of another human being as tissue-property to be disposed of as the Murder-mommie pleases. You hypocrites. You call yourselves ‘Christian’ and you Vote Democrat Party Pro-Choice? You hypocrites.
I challenge all U Jews, you rightfully chastise the world for anti-Semitism and to remember the evil of the 1945 Holocaust never to happen again but you hypocrites, U Jews support the Abortion platform of the Democrat Party and the blood of 49 Million fellow Citizens stains your hands, U hypocrites and U speak of the atrocities against U while U commit genocide against innocent babies.
Now I address you non-Catholic wanna-be Christians, you support Abortion, U hypocrites and as for you ‘Roman Catholic’ in name only ‘faithful,’ Joe Bidden, Nancy Pelosi, and U others, I fear for your souls burning in hell- Hypocrites.
Jesus Christ tells us that you cannot be His disciple and a Christian and Pro-Choice. You belong to Christ’s Pro-Life or you belong to Lucifer’s Pro-Choice. It’s that fuckin’ simple that even Madame Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi can understand this, um.. er.. okay… she gets a pass but the rest of U fuckers, U lie and deceive yourselves but you cannot lie and deceive Jesus Christ at your Judgment Day.
If I were to proclaim in 1943 Nazi Germany, “What’s wrong with all U Lucifer Nazi Bitches? U murder innocent Jews, U murdering filthy mutha-fucker Nazis--END CONCENTRATION CAMPS NOW.”
I would be a hero for freedom.
But now I must proclaim in 2009 USA, “What’s wrong with all U Lucifer Abortionist Bitches? U murder innocent babies, U murdering filthy mutha’-fucker Abortionists ----END GENOCIDE-ABORTION NOW.”
I would be… what?
Nazi Germany 1943, history tells us that the Hitler regime murdered Six Million People in Concentration Camps.
USA 2009, history tells us that the Obama, Bush 43, Clinton, Bush 41, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon regimes, these men presided over the murder of Forty-Nine Million People in Abortion Clinics since the corrupt and morally bankrupt Supreme Court promulgated this atrocity in 1973.
You know the Wrath of Jesus Christ upon Nazi Germany 1945. What will the Wrath of Jesus Christ be upon USA 2009?
We American Citizens best take a lesson from the Old Testament and repent like those Citizens of Nin’eveh and if you indulge me the literary liberty to edit The Book of Jonah, Chapter One, verse 2, Almighty God tells me,
“Hey boy, Sit your ass down in chair at the keyboard, U write the Lizanova Gazette to America, that great nation and cry against it; for America’s wickedness has come up before me.”
“Lord I remind Thee, I am but an uneducated Southern boy who is a sinner indulging in booze, harlots and gambling away the family savings account. O, but one good thing Lord, I like guns… Otherwise, I am unworthy Lord…”
“Yes my beloved Retard… I am all knowing… why do U think that I put Gabbie Grant and her best friend Lizanova in charge of the Lizanova Gazette… Dah…”
O, how I just love our First Amendment… and my Second Amendment most of all just to make sure that our First lasts for our descendants.
Sincerely,
Mister X
Prayer-full thoughts with Lizanova
Sister Ashley is so proud of me that I took over this feature article. I ask all of you to pray with me to end this ‘blood’ stain upon our flag of liberty and demand an end to Abortion-Genocide now.
Saint Joseph was given the task by God to defend his family of Mary and little baby Jesus as he took them into Egypt to escape being killed by a sinful Jewish King. Saint Joseph can also protect the Children of the Womb. Sister Ashley taught me this prayer of protection that I share with you. Please pray with me.
Saint Joseph Prayer
O Saint Joseph whose protection is so great so strong so prompt before the throne of God, I place in you all my interests and desires.
O Saint Joseph do assist me by your powerful intercession and obtain for me from your Divine Son all spiritual blessings through
Jesus Christ
Our Lord so that having engaged here below your heavenly power I may offer my thanksgiving and homage to the most loving of Fathers.
O Saint Joseph I never weary contemplating you and
Jesus
asleep in your arms. I dare not approach while He reposes near your heart. Press Him in my name and kiss His fine Head for me and ask Him to return the kiss when I draw my dying breath.
Saint Joseph patron of departing souls pray for me.
Amen
Imprimatur + Most Reverend George W. Ahr, Bishop of Trenton
Pray and recite for nine days as a Novena.
This prayer was said to be founded in the fiftieth year (50 AD) of our Lord Jesus Christ. In the 1500’s it was sent by a Pope to Emperor Charles when he was going into battle. According to oral tradition whoever reads this prayer, or hears this prayer, or carries this prayer, he will never die a sudden death, nor be drowned, nor will poison take effect on them. They will not fall into the hands of the enemy, nor be burned in any fire, nor will they be defeated in battle
Cite. Page 19 The Pieta Prayer Book copyright MLOR Corp.
Lov U
Liza
Have Pen I shall Write
SHORT STORY
by Ralph Marie de Largo
Concluding Episode Three with Climax this issue 22, Lizanova Gazette Johnnie Yuma
“Masa Johnnie we’z got’z to find some dry land and make a fire or we are dead.” Jim knows as well as I how fucked we really are.
We are exhausted to move any further. We find dry land and we make a camp-fire and we dry off. Jim pulls out some bacon n’ beans from his haversack and we know that we eat our last meal upon God’s green earth.
Then Jim speaks up from the silence, “Sho’ is glad I didn’t put this here bacon into that Sheriff’s shirt now ain’t yo’ Johnnie.”
“What the fuck Jim…” I stammer in surprise, “that bacon was ‘gator bait to get that Sheriff’s corpse eaten by one o’ dem lizard critters instead of his corpse floating down the flooded creek into town.”
Jim smiles and stretches his arms behind his head and he lays upon his back looking me in my eyes. He keeps looking at me and he sings in perfect tune and rhythm with a skill that Negroes are known for, “I shot the Sheriff but I did not shoot the Deputy o’ no…. da-da-da, I shot the Sheriff…”
Jim and I laugh and laugh. We both know it is just a matter of time that a posse of angry armed men riding their horses hard under their spur and the whip can ride up on us and we are dead from a gunfight or dead-men dangling from the end of a rope. We need only to decide how we want to die. My belly hunger is satisfied from the bacon and beans Jim cooked. We doze off and we sleep next to a warm red-yellow flaming bonfire.
Morning gives us the hazy fog and the unmistakable sound of a posse of horsemen riding nearer and nearer with our campfire still burning with flames a-blazin’ bright. The horse’s hoofs pounding the ground sound like unrelenting thunder and Jim says that it has to be more than twenty horsemen a ridding.
“Johnnie I don’t want us to die kicking and a dangling’ fro’ a rope.” I look at Jim speaking and then I look towards the sound of the horse’s hoofs drawing nearer.
“Jim, here’s the plan, we lie down in these here bushes and when the Posse men ride up to investigate us, we jump up and kill as many as we can before we get killed.” I kneel into my hide position. I hold my pistol so tight in its holster and then I let go. I feel comforted seeing Jesus and a’ going to my Judgment Day fo’ I saw that Roman Catholic Priest a month ago and I said my prayers last night with Jim too.
“No mo’ killin’ Johnnie. Yo’ shoot me dead through the heart now and tell da’ Slave-catcher man that yo’ tracked me down and yo’ killed da’ Nigger that killed the Sheriff.” I hear Jim scream at me. I glance my eyes towards him. He is standing above me. I look towards the sound of the horse hoofs and I tell Jim,
“Quiet Jim, here they ride, now get your pistol a-ready and lie down…”
“Johnnie I-za’ gonna split yo’ head open with yoz own Jim Bowie Knife if-n’ yo’ don’t kill me now. You know I talk true…. AHhhh….” Jim startles me and I turn my head to see a determination in Jim’s eyes and the shine of that razor-shape blade in his hand. Jim raises his knife armed hand above his head, high for a strike to cleave my head in two pieces….
“What the fuck, Jim…?” I scream at him….
>>>Click>BOOM<<<
I stare at Jim’s bloody corpse. I can’t fuckin’ believe it…? I just reacted without thinking and I shot my friend Jim… my hand reached for my holstered pistol, cocked the hammer and I effortlessly pulled the trigger. My aim was to Jim’s heart and my eyes just watched it all happen… What the fuck…? Horsemen?
“I saw that Nigger come on you boy with a knife and you shoot him dead but you go and a-holster your pistol until we can figure out what happened. Ya hear me, BOY?” said the big man wearing the copper Sheriff’s badge upon his chest, his hammer-cocked forty-four caliber Colt pistol pointing at my head with his finger ready upon the trigger and I see his eyes focused upon his front pistol sight filled with rage.
“Masa Sheriff, I done see what happen, as I was a-creeping in dem’ bushes watchin’ dem’ all.” speaks up a shabby and dirty Negro boy who just emerged from the bushes from out of now-where.
I never saw this young negro boy and he starts rambling on to the Sheriff how he saw Nigger Jim kill the other Sheriff and how I tracked Nigger Jim down and I captured Nigger Jim and that I had to shoot Nigger Jim ‘cuz the run-a-way Slave just took a big knife to me.
“Sheriff Barnes, look it’s your brother’s badge and his Colt Dragoon pistol in this Nigger’s haversack.” shouts the Posse man.
I see tears in the big Sheriff’s eyes. He stumbles his sentences, “My brother Jake had a wife and three kids. It just wasn’t right for one of his sons to find his Daddie dead… stiff as cordwood and floatin’ down the flooded creek through town… It’s not… Jake’s death is avenged… I only hoped I could have seen this murderous Nigger dangle at the end of a rope instead of lying here with a bullet in his chest… Saddle up boys you done good… Leave the Nigger for the buzzards to feast upon… Let’s ride boys…”
I watch the Sheriff mount his well-muscled black stallion, he heel kicks his iron spiked spurs into his horse’s loins and his animal squeals. He slaps with his leather braided hand whip tied to his right wrist his beast’s hindquarters and he gallops off with his posse-men into the swamp mist like ghost riders.
I stare and I stare at that young Negro boy and I think certain that I should know him, but I never met him. “Boy who are you?”
The young Negro boy, he starts sobbing and weeping unashamedly and he drops to his knees and hugs Nigger Jim’s corpse with tenderness and a familiarity that confuses me. I shout again at the young Negro, “Boy who are you?”
“Nigger Jim… he be my Daddie.” sobs the boy.
THE END
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Hail Mary or Ave Maria or Angelical Salutation
Hail Mary full of grace! The Lord is with thee,
Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.
Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
AMEN
IMPRIMATUR + Patrick Cardinal Hayes Archbishop New York
New York March 19, 1925
“Blessed Be God, A Complete Catholic Prayer Book”
By Very Reverend Charles J. Callan, O.P., S.T.M.
&
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Lizanova Gazette Copyright @ 2009
31 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22
Hey Nadine, Happy 22nd Birthday October 30th and we want U for the MuchMusic VJ job.
Hi, I’m Natalie. Yo, B’donzki, and U know me, Kassem Gee & i-jaye
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Speaking before the Senate today is John McCain, Republican Party Senator for Arizona and he spoke from his heart and his Patriotism that makes all real Americans proud.
Senator John McCain said, “Today, I stand in these hallowed chambers of the United States Senate. I implore each of you, my President, my fellow Senators, Representatives of the House, Justices of the Supreme Court, my friends and my Countrymen to vote with me to take back what is stolen from our Citizens, their Life, Liberty and their pursuit of Happiness.
I remember well my heritage, I remember my Father, my Grand-father and his fathers, Sailors all of us. We fought our nation’s enemies under a flag where the color red in the fabric symbolized the blood of Patriots sacrificed in battle defending the God given unalienable right of life for every Citizen born and in the womb. I watched our Colors from my battleship’s duty station as a young Ensign so many decades ago, wave from the stern of our Navy ship and my eyes swelled with tears then.
Today, our country has run aground. Today, our country has lost its moral compass so necessary to guide a righteous nation. Jesus Christ is my witness. I renounce this corrupt and morally bankrupt nation that has murdered 49 million innocent children of the womb with the mad doctor’s scalpel.
Our killed babies, their blood stains our hands, their butchered bodies remain unburied and carried by our fabric of liberty. Now the color red fabric in our flag symbolizes the blood of all the innocent children aborted.
I am an old man who loves our country all my life and now I watch my Colors wave and my eyes fill with tears. Today, I have tears of sorrow and shame, not tears of pride and righteousness.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, I challenge you to lead this nation in ending this atrocity now. You are the elected representative of a noble people, yet we Countrymen are balanced upon the precipice of everlasting damnation if we do not repent and end Abortion-Genocide.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, in the Name of Jesus Christ I command you to renounce Satan’s culture of Death, rescind your ‘final solution,’ your ‘Freedom of Choice Act’ is no freedom for the unborn.
I command you to write and Executive Order prohibiting the genocide of the unborn that is anathema to the soul of American Citizens. Abortion-Genocide is against our nation’s Constitution. Abortion-Genocide is a grave mortal sin committed against our Lord, Jesus Christ. He punishes us by the tormenting fires of hell for the unrepentant. The tyrannous Supreme Court be damned.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, I demand that you return liberty to our nation and end this molestation and destruction of our Second Amendment. This is the right of every Citizen to own and bear firearms and this is the very foundation of our liberty. President Obama rescind your confiscation of guns in HR-45 and respect our Constitution that you swore and oath to defend against all enemies both foreign and domestic.
Mister President Barack Hussein Obama, allow Citizens to pursue happiness without bureaucratic shackles of legislative irons and coercive congressional tax schemes that enslave the entrepreneur. President Obama withdraw your Obama care and cap-and-trade schemes that destroys our economy. You assault economic liberty and we Republicans cannot in good conscious support you. You act alone with your Democrat Party for all of your debt building schemes and you and your Party will answer to the tax-paying Citizen who votes as well as to our Lord Jesus Christ upon your Judgment Day.
Mister President Barak Hussein Obama, tear down these walls of bureaucracies that murder Citizens, destroy liberty and enslave our pursuit of prosperity and happiness for ourselves, our families and descendents.”
The Senator received a standing ovation form his fellow Republicans. His Democrat Party colleagues across the isle acted nervous.
This is Natalie Donovan reporting for Lizanova Gazette from Washington DC.
GABBIE GRANT WON’T PROMISE CIVIL TONGUE FOR HEAD
NEW YORK CITY (LG)--- Our own Gabbie Grant is world renowned for the advocacy of fathers, mothers, children and infants who are the family. Gabbie’s aggressive Pro-Life commitment is legendary, but you must also know that Gabbie is a defender of our First Amendment right to freedom of speech so it comes as no surprise to us who know her that she is speaking today before an audience of Roman Catholic Bishops of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) in the city today at the auditorium of the Church of the Immaculate Virgin Mary.
Rarely if ever does a secular leader in publishing address such an august gathering of the living Apostles of the Church whom Almighty God is given this responsibility to them to shepherd Christ’s faithful upon earth but Gabbie is a faithful Roman Catholic from her baptism in her infancy and she is well read and studied of the Catechism of the Catholic Church so she is much respected in the publishing profession.
Gabbie’s main speech points were, “My dear Brothers in Christ, I respect your authority to shepherd a Soul’s pilgrimage to eternal salvation in God’s heavenly kingdom but you are naive and ill-informed backing Obama’s request to use the authority of this nation’s nanny government to limit our freedom of speech by his abstruse argument citing ‘hate speech.’ You are the expert in saving souls and I am the expert in our First Amendment right. You tell me how to get into heaven and I tell you how to define freedom of the press and of speech. There is no such concept as ‘hate speech’ in our Republic’s Constitution there is only freedom of speech.”
“You mark my words well my Bishops, for this specious cause of ‘hate speech’ that you embrace today will be used tomorrow to punish you for your ‘hate speech’ spoken from your Church lectern when you preach against the sin of abortion and homoeroticism.” warns Gabbie.
“’Hate speech,’ who is the final authority to define this speech? We Roman Catholics proclaim abortion as murder, and by definition those who advocate, support and get an abortion are murderers but an Abortionist screams, ‘hate speech—how dare you judge my right to choose…” speaks Gabbie.
Gabbie, now citing her colleague Kathleen Gilbert of LifeSiteNews.com October 26, 2009, says, “This group is a threat to our freedom, this gang of Obama whores, “So We Might See,” a coalition of Obama sycophants, do not ally yourselves my dear Bishops with these minions of Lucifer and their guise to bill themselves as a national interfaith coalition against ‘hate speech’ in media and my dear Bishops do not support any signatures in a letter to the FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski urging him to open a biased Notice of Inquiry into ‘hate speech’ among the media establishment which we all know exempts the Marxist media television and print and only applies to the muzzling of Rush Limbaugh and his posse.”
“This Obama covert coalition has all of the cunning of Satan’s guile when it posts a letter to the FCC alleging that the 2006 assault of two Mexicans by New York teenagers accusing them Mexs’ of stealing jobs from US Citizens resulted directly from Rush Limbaugh’s statements from his daily radio show from noon to 3 pm eastern-time on EIB, reputed to have been broadcast three full months before the incident. I have studied and I have listened to Rush Limbaugh and only a dull witted ignorant Marxist-ass with shit for brains can believe such pap.” cautions Gabbie.
“Those New York teenagers who showed such malice in their hearts and violence towards a fellow teenager of a different heritage has the teachings and the example of our alleged President Barack Hussein Obama to see and to learn from as Obama leads the world in killing innocent babies of the womb. Obama is responsible for promoting this barbaric attack of teenager violence upon teenager violence. Rush Limbaugh is a Peace Maker, a disciple of Jesus Christ.” argues Gabbie.
“You holy men have been ‘played’ by Obama before,” remembers Gabbie, “do you Bishops remember Obama the Death-daddie being honored at the prestigious Catholic University of Notre Dame and Obama the god-less pagan taking center stage upping the Sacrament of the Eucharist during the death Mass of that abortionist extraordinaire Edward Kennedy and you foolish Bishops who applaud Obama’s health care even as our nanny government gains control of 1/6th of our nation’s economy and uses tax-payer funded monies to fund abortion and god-less bureaucrats who decide who of your parishioners lives and who dies in their death panels.”
“My brothers, my Shepherds of our faith, you shall kneel before our Lord Jesus Christ in your final day of Judgment and explain to Him why an Abortionist was honored at Notre Dame, why one of the lost faithful was not lovingly excommunicated from the Church so to guide him back to the faith, Christ asks you, why did your income go to pay for abortion and now you explain to our Lord why you silenced the voice of freedom Rush Limbaugh and why now you are prohibited from preaching the Gospel condemning abortion and homoeroticism from the pulpit for fear of you committing ‘hate speech.’” concludes Gabbie to her audience.
“My beloved and honored Bishops please know that your intentions are in my daily prayers and I end my prayer that you shall be delivered from your enemies which are many. I promise no quite and civil tongue when I head the Lizanova Gazette to square-off with Lucifer and end his Genocide-Abortion with the sanctifying graces of our Lord to buttress my loins.” ends Gabbie’s speech.
This is Ashlie Moorehouse reporting from New York City for the Lizanova Gazette.
HotFurWerdz
How do you do my dear Stoo-dants. Today’s werd is, “Abortion-Genocide.”
HotFurWerdz investigates. Today’s Werd comes from the corrupt and morally bankrupt Supreme Court of these United States when in 1973 Lucifer’s Sons donned black judge’s robes and abused their authority bestowed to then by us Citizens the governed and these impostures of judicial thought wrote some tortuous court ruling blessing the killing of another Citizen.
This law is against the natural law set by Almighty God. This law is our nation’s mortal sin. This law allowing abortion is murder and now that it has been thirty-six years of innocent bloodshed it is now genocide sanctioned by alleged President Barak Hussein Obama, the elected representatives of Congress and the Supreme Court Justices and by U, who tolerate this evil.
I rescind my consent to be governed by this genocidal tribunal and they have only coercion over me and I thought that America was all about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? Lord Jesus Christ I renounce this evil and I stand before You with my hands clean from the blood-stain of this national tragedy.
Ciao
X O X O
Weapons the B’donzki Way
FUCK U, ha, just kiddin’, or am I? So, ole’ Sarge went to shoot Muslim infidels in some far-a-way place and he trained me to teach you retards all about guns, knives, tomahawks, hand-grenades, daggers, cross-bows, compound bows, oh shit, weapons man and don’t fuck with my sister Liza or I’ll have to kill U…. just kiddin’…. Or am I?
Johnnie Yuma’s Bowie Knife, Hawkins 50 caliber Rifle, Colt 44 caliber Navy Pistol and Johnnie’s Tomahawk, yea I know it’s the 21st century version with high tech-synthetic handles on the knife and the tomahawk.
B’donzki
Hay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-i-jaye
Okay, I guess I’m typing… Hi guys. Gabbie has been asking me and asking me to commit some time to our friendship so I agreed to write this feature article for the Lizanova Gazette.
Since I really didn’t have the time to commit to the new comedy ensemble, ‘The Station’…. I was only in one skit where my character is killed by Zombies and anyway, I was way to busy working national television in New York City as the Hostess of the highly rated MTv’s VMA Awards which got world wide coverage across the globe, even broadcast in Australia.
But Gabbie is such a very good friend sooo, here I am. Besides I got a bit angry with my audience who just asked me questions like, “What is your bra size? What color panties do you wear to bed?” on my ”Hay… Hay…”
Gabbie assures me that the lisanovalive audience is so much more mature and gentlemanly than my adolescent sex-grazed audience. Gabbie, she reminds me that I can get extra exposure in the number one newsletter publication in the world.
Sooo, Hi guys…
ijustan(dot)kom
PS Sarge, your mystery gun that you asked us to identify in the Lizanova Gazette issue 20 is a six-shot revolver manufactured by Smith & Wesson, their Model 19 Combat Magnum in .357 magnum caliber with four inch barrel used by the famous border patrol lawman Wm. Henry “Bill’ Jordan retired in the year 1965 as an Assistant Chief Patrol Inspector of the US Border Patrol. He also authored the book, No Second Place Winner and he is a life-time National Rifle Association member which I am too.
Fashion & Glamour with Australian Natalie Tren
Hi! You all know me, I’m the Aussie gerl, the number one U-tube talent in Australia and I don’t want to hear that there are only five computers in my country.
So I meet Gabbie Grant and she is so wonderful and she is paying me twice minimum wage to write about fashion. Yes, we do wear cloths in Australia and not loin-cloths which makes me a fashion expert I guess.
I don’t date much, okay I don’t date at-all, but Gabbie said that if I reduce my time on video gaming on Play-Station that I can write fashion articles for her newsletter, so here I am. Look for my fashion sense in next issue of Lizanova Gazette.
Lov u
Nellie
Kassem Gee discovers Wine
I sold Gabbie on a great idea. I would taste one wine a week from the local grocery store and comment upon my discovery. This paycheck sure beats my U-tube income but I do this for love of the grape. My Jordanian heritage makes me well qualified to be a connoisseur of the ‘fruit of the vine’ as my people were making wine when the rest of the world huddled in caves groping each other. My tribe taught wine-making skills to the Jews and we all know how successful Jesus Christ is at making wine.
So sojourn with me at my dinning room table beginning next week and then each week my lisanovalive friends and you other parasitic non-subscribers, for together, we tantalize our taste buds and pilgrimage through the vineyards of this world.
Sincerely
K
Letter’s of the Editor
Dear cherished lisanovalive members and U guest readers who really should be lisanovalive members,
Wipe away the tears from last issue and enjoy the new laughter of this issue. I promise our Lord Jesus Christ and you my dear lisanovalive readers, that I’m not going anywhere until Abortion-Genocide is dead as Slavery is dead.
Sincerely,
Gabbie
RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN RAGE
I am ‘Righteous’ because I invoke the Name of Jesus Christ to end Abortion-Genocide.
I am ‘Christian’ because I proclaim the teaching of Jesus Christ who taught us that Abortion-Genocide is murder and a grave mortal sin punishable by the everlasting fires of hell if an abortionist soul is unrepentant.
I am full of ‘Rage’ because it has been thirty-six years, for my entire adult life that I am forced by my elected representative Republic run by fellow Citizens. . . I am forced to stand in this pool of innocent blood spilled by murder-mommies, death-daddies and blood-thirsty-butchering-bastard bureaucrats and watch helplessly the murder of an entire group of fellow Citizens because of where they live, in their mother’s womb.
We Americans proclaimed a ‘Righteous Christian Rage’ in 1861 when we took up arms brother against brother to end the injustice of Slavery. We rightfully saw Slavery as such and injustice we killed our neighbor to end this atrocity of one man claiming another man as property. Union Soldiers marched to Victory with the blessing of Almighty God.
We Americans proclaimed a ‘Righteous Christian Rage’ in 1941 against the German people. We denounced and vilified the German people for living next to a ‘Holocaust camp’ and doing nothing. We condemned them in tribunals and hung their bodies from a rope around their necks until dead the workers and guards of these ‘Genocide camps’ and even today sixty-five years latter we still prosecute for the crime of this genocidal murder the concentration camp guards who are found living free in society.
We write history books that condemn and denounce the judgment of the entire German people for the 1945 Genocide of ‘Holocaust’ as they murdered Six Million living human beings.
Hypocrites, we American Citizens are hypocrites for we live and we play and we post cute and sexy videos on U-tube and we love our freedom in 2009 next to the genocidal Abortion-Holocaust clinic buildings that has murdered Forty-nine Million (49,000,000) living human beings.
Speaking of hypocrites, I ask the question of you men and women of ‘color,’ of African descendants, of Slave heritage, I am speaking now to all of you Blacks who are so quick to claim racism and ‘white bigotry,’ why do you support and vote for the Democrat Party with its known advocacy and legislative record promulgating ABORTION-GENOCIDE?
I ask U, “Are all the other Democrat Party ‘perks’ more important than the salvation of your soul?” What is the claim of Abortion? Abortion is the claim that one person owns another person as property to be disposed of at their pleasure, like the Slave Masters did with their ‘niggers.’
U African Americans who support the Democrat Party and its advocacy of Abortion-Genocide are no better than the Slave Masters who claimed Slavery is their right. In fact U are worse than the Slave Masters because U murder innocent babies who cannot speak against U nor defend themselves from your butcher’s knife.
You denounce the owning of yourselves as property to be disposed of as the Master pleases but you embrace the owning of another human being as tissue-property to be disposed of as the Murder-mommie pleases. You hypocrites. You call yourselves ‘Christian’ and you Vote Democrat Party Pro-Choice? You hypocrites.
I challenge all U Jews, you rightfully chastise the world for anti-Semitism and to remember the evil of the 1945 Holocaust never to happen again but you hypocrites, U Jews support the Abortion platform of the Democrat Party and the blood of 49 Million fellow Citizens stains your hands, U hypocrites and U speak of the atrocities against U while U commit genocide against innocent babies.
Now I address you non-Catholic wanna-be Christians, you support Abortion, U hypocrites and as for you ‘Roman Catholic’ in name only ‘faithful,’ Joe Bidden, Nancy Pelosi, and U others, I fear for your souls burning in hell- Hypocrites.
Jesus Christ tells us that you cannot be His disciple and a Christian and Pro-Choice. You belong to Christ’s Pro-Life or you belong to Lucifer’s Pro-Choice. It’s that fuckin’ simple that even Madame Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi can understand this, um.. er.. okay… she gets a pass but the rest of U fuckers, U lie and deceive yourselves but you cannot lie and deceive Jesus Christ at your Judgment Day.
If I were to proclaim in 1943 Nazi Germany, “What’s wrong with all U Lucifer Nazi Bitches? U murder innocent Jews, U murdering filthy mutha-fucker Nazis--END CONCENTRATION CAMPS NOW.”
I would be a hero for freedom.
But now I must proclaim in 2009 USA, “What’s wrong with all U Lucifer Abortionist Bitches? U murder innocent babies, U murdering filthy mutha’-fucker Abortionists ----END GENOCIDE-ABORTION NOW.”
I would be… what?
Nazi Germany 1943, history tells us that the Hitler regime murdered Six Million People in Concentration Camps.
USA 2009, history tells us that the Obama, Bush 43, Clinton, Bush 41, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon regimes, these men presided over the murder of Forty-Nine Million People in Abortion Clinics since the corrupt and morally bankrupt Supreme Court promulgated this atrocity in 1973.
You know the Wrath of Jesus Christ upon Nazi Germany 1945. What will the Wrath of Jesus Christ be upon USA 2009?
We American Citizens best take a lesson from the Old Testament and repent like those Citizens of Nin’eveh and if you indulge me the literary liberty to edit The Book of Jonah, Chapter One, verse 2, Almighty God tells me,
“Hey boy, Sit your ass down in chair at the keyboard, U write the Lizanova Gazette to America, that great nation and cry against it; for America’s wickedness has come up before me.”
“Lord I remind Thee, I am but an uneducated Southern boy who is a sinner indulging in booze, harlots and gambling away the family savings account. O, but one good thing Lord, I like guns… Otherwise, I am unworthy Lord…”
“Yes my beloved Retard… I am all knowing… why do U think that I put Gabbie Grant and her best friend Lizanova in charge of the Lizanova Gazette… Dah…”
O, how I just love our First Amendment… and my Second Amendment most of all just to make sure that our First lasts for our descendants.
Sincerely,
Mister X
Prayer-full thoughts with Lizanova
Sister Ashley is so proud of me that I took over this feature article. I ask all of you to pray with me to end this ‘blood’ stain upon our flag of liberty and demand an end to Abortion-Genocide now.
Saint Joseph was given the task by God to defend his family of Mary and little baby Jesus as he took them into Egypt to escape being killed by a sinful Jewish King. Saint Joseph can also protect the Children of the Womb. Sister Ashley taught me this prayer of protection that I share with you. Please pray with me.
Saint Joseph Prayer
O Saint Joseph whose protection is so great so strong so prompt before the throne of God, I place in you all my interests and desires.
O Saint Joseph do assist me by your powerful intercession and obtain for me from your Divine Son all spiritual blessings through
Jesus Christ
Our Lord so that having engaged here below your heavenly power I may offer my thanksgiving and homage to the most loving of Fathers.
O Saint Joseph I never weary contemplating you and
Jesus
asleep in your arms. I dare not approach while He reposes near your heart. Press Him in my name and kiss His fine Head for me and ask Him to return the kiss when I draw my dying breath.
Saint Joseph patron of departing souls pray for me.
Amen
Imprimatur + Most Reverend George W. Ahr, Bishop of Trenton
Pray and recite for nine days as a Novena.
This prayer was said to be founded in the fiftieth year (50 AD) of our Lord Jesus Christ. In the 1500’s it was sent by a Pope to Emperor Charles when he was going into battle. According to oral tradition whoever reads this prayer, or hears this prayer, or carries this prayer, he will never die a sudden death, nor be drowned, nor will poison take effect on them. They will not fall into the hands of the enemy, nor be burned in any fire, nor will they be defeated in battle
Cite. Page 19 The Pieta Prayer Book copyright MLOR Corp.
Lov U
Liza
Have Pen I shall Write
SHORT STORY
by Ralph Marie de Largo
Concluding Episode Three with Climax this issue 22, Lizanova Gazette Johnnie Yuma
“Masa Johnnie we’z got’z to find some dry land and make a fire or we are dead.” Jim knows as well as I how fucked we really are.
We are exhausted to move any further. We find dry land and we make a camp-fire and we dry off. Jim pulls out some bacon n’ beans from his haversack and we know that we eat our last meal upon God’s green earth.
Then Jim speaks up from the silence, “Sho’ is glad I didn’t put this here bacon into that Sheriff’s shirt now ain’t yo’ Johnnie.”
“What the fuck Jim…” I stammer in surprise, “that bacon was ‘gator bait to get that Sheriff’s corpse eaten by one o’ dem lizard critters instead of his corpse floating down the flooded creek into town.”
Jim smiles and stretches his arms behind his head and he lays upon his back looking me in my eyes. He keeps looking at me and he sings in perfect tune and rhythm with a skill that Negroes are known for, “I shot the Sheriff but I did not shoot the Deputy o’ no…. da-da-da, I shot the Sheriff…”
Jim and I laugh and laugh. We both know it is just a matter of time that a posse of angry armed men riding their horses hard under their spur and the whip can ride up on us and we are dead from a gunfight or dead-men dangling from the end of a rope. We need only to decide how we want to die. My belly hunger is satisfied from the bacon and beans Jim cooked. We doze off and we sleep next to a warm red-yellow flaming bonfire.
Morning gives us the hazy fog and the unmistakable sound of a posse of horsemen riding nearer and nearer with our campfire still burning with flames a-blazin’ bright. The horse’s hoofs pounding the ground sound like unrelenting thunder and Jim says that it has to be more than twenty horsemen a ridding.
“Johnnie I don’t want us to die kicking and a dangling’ fro’ a rope.” I look at Jim speaking and then I look towards the sound of the horse’s hoofs drawing nearer.
“Jim, here’s the plan, we lie down in these here bushes and when the Posse men ride up to investigate us, we jump up and kill as many as we can before we get killed.” I kneel into my hide position. I hold my pistol so tight in its holster and then I let go. I feel comforted seeing Jesus and a’ going to my Judgment Day fo’ I saw that Roman Catholic Priest a month ago and I said my prayers last night with Jim too.
“No mo’ killin’ Johnnie. Yo’ shoot me dead through the heart now and tell da’ Slave-catcher man that yo’ tracked me down and yo’ killed da’ Nigger that killed the Sheriff.” I hear Jim scream at me. I glance my eyes towards him. He is standing above me. I look towards the sound of the horse hoofs and I tell Jim,
“Quiet Jim, here they ride, now get your pistol a-ready and lie down…”
“Johnnie I-za’ gonna split yo’ head open with yoz own Jim Bowie Knife if-n’ yo’ don’t kill me now. You know I talk true…. AHhhh….” Jim startles me and I turn my head to see a determination in Jim’s eyes and the shine of that razor-shape blade in his hand. Jim raises his knife armed hand above his head, high for a strike to cleave my head in two pieces….
“What the fuck, Jim…?” I scream at him….
>>>Click>BOOM<<<
I stare at Jim’s bloody corpse. I can’t fuckin’ believe it…? I just reacted without thinking and I shot my friend Jim… my hand reached for my holstered pistol, cocked the hammer and I effortlessly pulled the trigger. My aim was to Jim’s heart and my eyes just watched it all happen… What the fuck…? Horsemen?
“I saw that Nigger come on you boy with a knife and you shoot him dead but you go and a-holster your pistol until we can figure out what happened. Ya hear me, BOY?” said the big man wearing the copper Sheriff’s badge upon his chest, his hammer-cocked forty-four caliber Colt pistol pointing at my head with his finger ready upon the trigger and I see his eyes focused upon his front pistol sight filled with rage.
“Masa Sheriff, I done see what happen, as I was a-creeping in dem’ bushes watchin’ dem’ all.” speaks up a shabby and dirty Negro boy who just emerged from the bushes from out of now-where.
I never saw this young negro boy and he starts rambling on to the Sheriff how he saw Nigger Jim kill the other Sheriff and how I tracked Nigger Jim down and I captured Nigger Jim and that I had to shoot Nigger Jim ‘cuz the run-a-way Slave just took a big knife to me.
“Sheriff Barnes, look it’s your brother’s badge and his Colt Dragoon pistol in this Nigger’s haversack.” shouts the Posse man.
I see tears in the big Sheriff’s eyes. He stumbles his sentences, “My brother Jake had a wife and three kids. It just wasn’t right for one of his sons to find his Daddie dead… stiff as cordwood and floatin’ down the flooded creek through town… It’s not… Jake’s death is avenged… I only hoped I could have seen this murderous Nigger dangle at the end of a rope instead of lying here with a bullet in his chest… Saddle up boys you done good… Leave the Nigger for the buzzards to feast upon… Let’s ride boys…”
I watch the Sheriff mount his well-muscled black stallion, he heel kicks his iron spiked spurs into his horse’s loins and his animal squeals. He slaps with his leather braided hand whip tied to his right wrist his beast’s hindquarters and he gallops off with his posse-men into the swamp mist like ghost riders.
I stare and I stare at that young Negro boy and I think certain that I should know him, but I never met him. “Boy who are you?”
The young Negro boy, he starts sobbing and weeping unashamedly and he drops to his knees and hugs Nigger Jim’s corpse with tenderness and a familiarity that confuses me. I shout again at the young Negro, “Boy who are you?”
“Nigger Jim… he be my Daddie.” sobs the boy.
THE END
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Hail Mary full of grace! The Lord is with thee,
Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.
Holy Mary Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
AMEN
IMPRIMATUR + Patrick Cardinal Hayes Archbishop New York
New York March 19, 1925
“Blessed Be God, A Complete Catholic Prayer Book”
By Very Reverend Charles J. Callan, O.P., S.T.M.
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