5 December 2009
Volume 1 Issue 27
First Saturday of Advent and First Saturday Issue
“Everything the Democrats are behind today is a fraud and a lie aimed at separating you from your freedom, your property and your money.”
Rush Limbaugh Pearl of Wisdom
Cite: Rush 24/7 November 24, 2009
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28 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 26
WORLD CITIZEN OBAMA IS NOT SERF BOWING TO WORSHIP EMPEROR
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Where U get rapier wit, stabbing satire and common sense prose.
21 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 25
Happy Thanksgiving Day but not for the Womb People and the Homeless
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14 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 24
UNEMPLOYMENT DOUBLE NUMBERS, THX GOD OBAMA AT HELM
WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- I trav…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
7 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 23
PREZ OBAMA PRAISES GABBIE GRANT FOR PRO-LIFE
PENSACOLA, FLORIDA (LG)--- It is a magical atmosphere here today at the Dale Horton Auditorium under clear blue sky and a warm sun kissing our faces located on the college of Pensacola Christian. Pre…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
C L I C K _and _S A V E _A S _D R A F T _D O _N O T _P U B L I S H
3 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22.5
OBAMA SUCKS ф HEADLINE PLACE HERE
GABBIE GRANT DOUBLE ENTENDRE HEADLINE
HotFur Marina Werdz
Explosive Weapons the B’donzki Way
Hay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-ijaye for a dinner date
Fashion & Glamour with the hottie Asian Gerl Australian Natalie Tren
Kassem Ge Guzzles Whiskey discovers Wine…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
31 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22
Hey Nadine, Happy 22nd Birthday October 30th and we want U for the MuchMusic VJ job.
Hi, I’m Natalie. Yo, B’donzki, and U know me, Kassem Gee & i-jaye
ALLEGED PREZ OBAMA, U ANSWER TO JOHN McCAIN
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Speaking before the…
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"Add a Gift to my page?... 7 5 credits?... I don't need no stinkin' Gifts... i ain't spending 75 credits... this is too fuckin' gay... U give cash to a Roman Catholic Church if U want to do good..."
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
24 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 21
ADIEU GOOD FRIENDS, PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW
Senator John McCain
Official Public Domain Photograph
JOHN McCAIN ADMITS, “I FUCKED UP BIG TIME”
TUCSON, ARIZONA (LG) --- Republican 2008 Presidential Candidate John McC…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
17 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 20
OBAMA TO AMERICA; HE IS GOD’S SENIOR PARTNER
WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- The weather was typical but inside at the Washington Performing Arts Society theatre it was an enchanted world as a single ebony-n-ivory keyed coal-black Steinway Grand Piano to…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
10 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 19
OGM CEO CLAIM TAXPAYERS REAP REWARDS FROM SET BACKS
RALEIGH (LG) ---- Today I stand at the premier Obama Government Motors automobile factory in Raleigh, West Virginia a tax-payer funded plant that specializes in manufacturing the number one p…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
3 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 18
Jesus Christ is PRO-LIFE and Lucifer is Pro-Choice.
KENYAN PREZ PARDONS FELLOW CITIZEN OBAMA’S TAXES
NEW YORK (LG) --- Speaking today at the United Nations Assembly Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki praised Alleged President Barack Hussein…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
26 September 2009
Volume 1 Issue 17
KENYA DEMANDS OBAMA PAY TAXES BE A DUTIFUL CITIZEN
NAIROBI (LG) --- Today a very angry Kenya Revenue Authority Commissioner General M. G. Waweru warned his fellow Kenyen Citizen Barack Hussein Obama that he is negligent in paying his count…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
19 September 2009
Volume 1 Issue 16
ALLEGED PREZ OBAMA TWITTER HIS BIRD BRAIN VOTERS
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Today Alleged President Barack Hussein Obama the only Kenyen to be elected to the highest office of the United States got on line and ‘Twittered’ his bird brain supporte…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
12 September 2009
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 15
NANCY PELOSI SEES SWASTIKA AT TOWN HALL MEETING
SAN FRANCISCO (LG) ---- Today, Madame Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, elected Representative of the Public Trust of the Eighth District of Kali-land conducted a town hall meeting at the loca…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
SPECIAL EDITION
Volume 1 / Issue 14.5
3 September 2009
All my wonderful and loyal readers,
Last week’s Lizanova Gazette, issue 14 was a heavy read. I want you fresh and caught up for next week’s issue 15 and then issue 16 a week latter.
Ralphie’s Heavenly Bodies staring all the gerls that we know and that we love and the ‘big man on campus’ is a new Short Story penned by Ralph Marie de Largo that premiers in issue 17 which comes out September 25th and contin…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
5 September 2009
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 14
1932 -- 2009
DING-DONG THE DEATH DADDIE EDWARD KENNEDY IS DEAD
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- This day of Tuesday August 25, 2009 when the dark had silenced the sun, the Senator Edward Moore Kennedy, Democrat Party…
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Special Edition Lizanova Gazette
Dear lisanovalive readers,
The letters to me are too much to count. No one can wait until the next issue for the climax of the Zombies delivering pizza to the Station House. Okay, so here is the Short Story by Ralph Marie de Largo,
Pizza to your Door.
SHORT STORY
by Ralph Marie de Largo
Pizza to your Door
“O..M..G, Philip do something… aawww…” scream like a girl.
“What the fuck Lisa, I only play with plastic toy pistols….”
The walking…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
29 August 2009
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 13
PRO'S GREATER SATISFACTION SAYS GABBIE GRANT
WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- Speaking today at yet another awards dinner Gabbie Grant our own Editor-in-Chief extraordinaire accepts the coveted Professional in Male Programming Award from the ABC World News Club. This award is bestowed upon only women journalist talents who break the male dominated news programs. The award panel is six males who meet with the recipient in a closed and secur…
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
22 AUGUST 2009
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 12
GREEN CARS GABBIE GRANT SAYS NO GOOD FOR HEAD
WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- Today, Gabbie Grant our own woman publisher extraordinaire was invited to OGM’s new unveiling of America’s cars of the future. Gabbie was asked by Frederick ‘Fritz’ Henderson the new President and CEO of OGM (actually he’s just Obama’s ‘face-boy’ we all know who really runs Obama Government Motors) because the previous guest speaker Michael J. Fox cancelled-out…
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