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"Serial Cuddler" (parody song)

Serial Cuddler (parody song) Download free mp3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2035771 Watch music video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdNK7epIRV8 Wake up in the morning Thank God that you're here I doubt I deserve you Love you so much, dear Light pours through your window Brightens up your face Marvel at your beauty Wish we shared this place I know I shouldn't be her… Continue

Added by Mike on November 21, 2009 at 7:57am — No Comments

Hacked E-mails Fuel Climate Change Skeptics

Hundreds of private e-mails and documents hacked from a computer server at a British university are causing a stir among global warming skeptics, who say they show that climate scientists conspired to overstate the case for a human influence on climate change. The e-mails, attributed to prominent American and British climate researchers, include discussions of scientific data and whether it should be released, exchanges about how best to combat the arguments of skeptics, and casual comments — i… Continue

Added by bloglist on November 21, 2009 at 12:52am — No Comments

Video Fight Club Week 30 - Echo Location Verse The Sign Artist

Video Fight Club is a weekly competition between 2 Sketch Comedy Videos. Your Votes select the winner, who will return as net weeks Champion.

(Click the Banner to Watch the Video & Vote) This week: Challenger:'The Sign Artist' by Moon County - VS Champion:'Echo Location' by Woodennickleshort … Continue

Added by Sam Proof on November 20, 2009 at 6:37pm — No Comments

Lizanova Gazette 11.21.2009/i25

Where U get rapier wit, stabbing satire and common sense prose.

21 November 2009 Volume 1 Issue 25 Happy Thanksgiving Day but not for the Womb People and the Homeless

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Added by ralph marie de largo on November 20, 2009 at 12:42am — No Comments

health care reform thoughts

It is really going to be interesting to see the talk of Health Care Reform in the coming years. While Medical Insurance is a key topic on everyone's mind, there are many other issues to consider. I hope we can take a look at International Health Insurance and see how this deal is working in other places. What works? What does not work?… Continue

Added by Cindy Fallsen on November 14, 2009 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Balloon boy parents face sentence in December

FORT COLLINS (Reuters) - The parents of a Colorado boy whose apparent brush with death in a helium balloon transfixed millions pleaded guilty on Friday to staging a publicity-seeking hoax and will be sentenced next month.

Richard and Mayumi Heene pleaded guilty to a felony and a misdemeanor and will be sentenced on December 23.

The case has sparked outrage over the amount of money spent on a rescue attempt for the six-year-old child, dubbed "balloon boy," after live television i

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Added by bloglist on November 14, 2009 at 12:17am — No Comments

Lizanova Gazette 11.14.2009

14 November 2009 Volume 1 Issue 24

UNEMPLOYMENT DOUBLE NUMBERS, THX GOD OBAMA AT HELM WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- I trav… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on November 13, 2009 at 8:21am — No Comments

Happy Friday the 13th

Die, Vampires Song Download MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373 At a party late one night Saw this vixen smile at me She said come up to my room If there’s more you’d like to see Something told me not to Lust said it had to be She pulled me into her room Used a key to lock the door Started kissing on my neck Took off all the clothes I wore When her fangs scratched my neck My blood began to pour In the corner stood a bro… Continue

Added by Mike on November 13, 2009 at 8:03am — No Comments

Palin in book: McCain aides kept me 'bottled up'

The rumors are true, according to Sarah Palin: The McCain-Palin campaign was not a happy family. In Palin's new memoir, "Going Rogue," she confirms reports of tension between her aides and those of the 2008 Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain. The vice presidential candidate confirms that she had wanted to speak on election night, but was denied the chance and says she was kept "bottled up" from reporters during the campaign.

Palin also writes harshly of CBS anchor Kati

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Added by bloglist on November 13, 2009 at 7:21am — No Comments

Lizanova Gazette 11.07.2009

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 7 November 2009 Volume 1 Issue 23

PREZ OBAMA PRAISES GABBIE GRANT FOR PRO-LIFE PENSACOLA, FLORIDA (LG)--- It is a magical atmosphere here today at the Dale Horton Auditorium under clear blue sky and a warm sun kissing our faces located on the college of Pensacola Christian. Pre… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on November 5, 2009 at 2:47am — No Comments

Improv Sketch Comedy.... "The Snack Pack"

The Snack Pack Debut!!!!

The Snack Pack Debut!!! from Black Static Films on Vimeo.

The Opening.....… Continue

Added by The Snack Pack on November 5, 2009 at 2:01am — No Comments

“No Costco Coffins” lyrics

“No Costco Coffins” http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58 Lyrics: Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before: If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore. Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free. Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays. How did all that screaming increase your pay? Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

Added by Mike on November 4, 2009 at 8:31am — No Comments

LIZANOVA GAZETTE Opps

LIZANOVA GAZETTE C L I C K _and _S A V E _A S _D R A F T _D O _N O T _P U B L I S H 3 November 2009 Volume 1 Issue 22.5 OBAMA SUCKS ф HEADLINE PLACE HERE GABBIE GRANT DOUBLE ENTENDRE HEADLINE HotFur ~~Marina~~ Werdz ~~Explosive~~ Weapons the B’donzki Way Hay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-ijaye ~~for a dinner date~~ Fashion & Glamour with the ~~hottie Asian Gerl~~ Australian Natalie Tren Kassem Ge ~~Guzzles Whiskey~~ discovers Wine… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on November 2, 2009 at 8:26pm — No Comments

"Wishing She Would Never Die"

"Wishing She Would Never Die" Download song at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1966511 Light a candle for my love as the cancer steals her days. She's much happier than me. She's remembered how to play. We all watch her as she laughs, reading stories to the boy -- Makes the most of time that's left, planting memories of joy. Feels so final as she says good bye. Struggle to accept the facts, as she's singing let it be. Lift my chin,… Continue

Added by Mike on November 2, 2009 at 10:30am — 1 Comment

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 10.30.2009

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 31 October 2009 Volume 1 Issue 22 Hey Nadine, Happy 22nd Birthday October 30th and we want U for the MuchMusic VJ job. Hi, I’m Natalie. Yo, B’donzki, and U know me, Kassem Gee & i-jaye

ALLEGED PREZ OBAMA, U ANSWER TO JOHN McCAIN WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Speaking before the… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on October 30, 2009 at 7:11pm — No Comments

W_T_F?

"Add a Gift to my page?... 7 5 credits?... I don't need no stinkin' Gifts... i ain't spending 75 credits... this is too fuckin' gay... U give cash to a Roman Catholic Church if U want to do good..." Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on October 24, 2009 at 9:08pm — No Comments

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 10.24.2009

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 24 October 2009 Volume 1 Issue 21 ADIEU GOOD FRIENDS, PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW

Senator John McCain Official Public Domain Photograph JOHN McCAIN ADMITS, “I FUCKED UP BIG TIME” TUCSON, ARIZONA (LG) --- Republican 2008 Presidential Candidate John McC… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on October 23, 2009 at 1:24pm — No Comments

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Added by Mike on October 16, 2009 at 9:00am — No Comments

Lizanova Gazette/10.17.2009

LIZANOVA GAZETTE 17 October 2009 Volume 1 Issue 20

OBAMA TO AMERICA; HE IS GOD’S SENIOR PARTNER WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- The weather was typical but inside at the Washington Performing Arts Society theatre it was an enchanted world as a single ebony-n-ivory keyed coal-black Steinway Grand Piano to… Continue

Added by ralph marie de largo on October 16, 2009 at 2:22am — No Comments

Junior High

Will she hate herself if she can't own some skirt? Will she repeat that her folks are poor as dirt? Will she kill to join the cooler crowd? Yes, some fear it's so. Things she won't permit herself to know. Will she ridicule to impress false friends? Who she'll snub today -- who knows? It all depends. Is she learning much in middle school? Parents pray it's so. Things they won't permit themselves to know. Will she let cute boys run through every base? Will they trash her name… Continue

Added by Mike on October 13, 2009 at 7:05am — No Comments