LIZANOVA GAZETTE
7 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 23
PREZ OBAMA PRAISES GABBIE GRANT FOR PRO-LIFE
PENSACOLA, FLORIDA (LG)--- It is a magical atmosphere here today at the Dale Horton Auditorium under clear blue sky and a warm sun kissing our faces located on the college of Pensacola Christian. Pre… Continue
“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58
Lyrics:
Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:
If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.
Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.
Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.
How did all that screaming increase your pay?
Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
C L I C K _and _S A V E _A S _D R A F T _D O _N O T _P U B L I S H
3 November 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22.5
OBAMA SUCKS ф HEADLINE PLACE HEREGABBIE GRANT DOUBLE ENTENDRE HEADLINEHotFur Marina WerdzExplosive Weapons the B’donzki WayHay-Hay-U-Kan-Ax-ijaye for a dinner dateFashion & Glamour with the hottie Asian Gerl Australian Natalie TrenKassem Ge Guzzles Whiskey discovers Wine… Continue
"Wishing She Would Never Die"
Download song at:
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1966511
Light a candle for my love as the cancer steals her days.
She's much happier than me. She's remembered how to play.
We all watch her as she laughs, reading stories to the boy --
Makes the most of time that's left, planting memories of joy.
Feels so final as she says good bye.
Struggle to accept the facts, as she's singing let it be.
Lift my chin,… Continue
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
31 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 22
Hey Nadine, Happy 22nd Birthday October 30th and we want U for the MuchMusic VJ job.
Hi, I’m Natalie. Yo, B’donzki, and U know me, Kassem Gee & i-jaye
ALLEGED PREZ OBAMA, U ANSWER TO JOHN McCAIN
WASHINGTON DC (LG) --- Speaking before the… Continue
"Add a Gift to my page?... 7 5 credits?... I don't need no stinkin' Gifts... i ain't spending 75 credits... this is too fuckin' gay... U give cash to a Roman Catholic Church if U want to do good..." Continue
LIZANOVA GAZETTE
24 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 21
ADIEU GOOD FRIENDS, PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW
Senator John McCain
Official Public Domain Photograph
JOHN McCAIN ADMITS, “I FUCKED UP BIG TIME”
TUCSON, ARIZONA (LG) --- Republican 2008 Presidential Candidate John McC… Continue
LIZANOVA GAZETTE
17 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 20
OBAMA TO AMERICA; HE IS GOD’S SENIOR PARTNER
WASHINGTON DC (LG)--- The weather was typical but inside at the Washington Performing Arts Society theatre it was an enchanted world as a single ebony-n-ivory keyed coal-black Steinway Grand Piano to… Continue
Will she hate herself if she can't own some skirt?
Will she repeat that her folks are poor as dirt?
Will she kill to join the cooler crowd?
Yes, some fear it's so.
Things she won't permit herself to know.
Will she ridicule to impress false friends?
Who she'll snub today -- who knows? It all depends.
Is she learning much in middle school?
Parents pray it's so.
Things they won't permit themselves to know.
Will she let cute boys run through every base?
Will they trash her name… Continue
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I got this one from a friend last night and read it cover to cover. This should help us all get to the next level in regards to marketing on social networks and social media.
You can download it here:
http://tinyurl.com/ybbbdo9Continue
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
10 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 19
OGM CEO CLAIM TAXPAYERS REAP REWARDS FROM SET BACKS
RALEIGH (LG) ---- Today I stand at the premier Obama Government Motors automobile factory in Raleigh, West Virginia a tax-payer funded plant that specializes in manufacturing the number one p… Continue
Mad men want to build a nuke, praying it will melt your flesh for God.
Ask for tougher sanctions, now. Bet the Russians will not give a nod.
Children shot up in a school. Killers boasted of their plans for weeks.
Family shares a meal at night; each on wearing headphones: No one speaks.
Problems seem unsolvable. Sun will rise, but stars must also die.
Shoud we tune all worry out, say we've no control, stop asking why?
Spending deeper into debt, all forgetting someone has to pay… Continue
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I ran across this free ebook yesterday on social networking and was very impressed by what I learned. The sections on Facebook and Twitter were by far the best.
Here is the location where you can download it from:
http://tinyurl.com/ya2xyqoContinue
Added by Chloe Barnes on October 6, 2009 at 11:06am —
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After the completion of my graduation degree, I eagerly took admission in MBA thinking that I would do it as I did my graduation. But it was quite wrong when I was assigned to write MBA dissertation. And I realized it that MBA dissertation was the last stumbling block in my way to get MBA degree. I started writing MBA dissertation because I was waiting to get closer and closer to get through MBA and start my professional car… Continue
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hi,
I went to your u-tube site. the video pops up and you are kikkin azz.
check out :Krizz Kaliko "misunderstood" , (A video on strange music record label)
I like your name by the way. peep me out on Linked In.
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LIZANOVA GAZETTE
3 October 2009
Volume 1 Issue 18
Jesus Christ is PRO-LIFE and Lucifer is Pro-Choice.
KENYAN PREZ PARDONS FELLOW CITIZEN OBAMA’S TAXES
NEW YORK (LG) --- Speaking today at the United Nations Assembly Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki praised Alleged President Barack Hussein… Continue
I joined my friend Chris Owen's new site called Understanding Our Freedoms
The nice thing about this site is that he is putting a special program in that "bolds" all of the hard words regarding the Constitution and other important… Continue
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